“My land! Such a heat!” His mother fanned her face with the map.
“You’re the one who wanted to see the goddamned thing.” Heat made his father irritable, as did long car trips. “You’re getting sweat on the map.”
“Language,” she said, eyes darting toward the back seat. “Little pitchers, Howard.”
Howard glanced at Howie in the back seat, playing with his GI Joes. “You hear that, Soldier? Disregard colorful language from the front seat.”
Howie continued whispering the story as he jostled the dolls, saw his father’s eyes in the rear view.
“Sir, yessir!” he barked, then went back to the game. The blonde GI Joe was ambushing the bearded GI Joe, but the bearded one had the big knife shoved in the back of his pants.
His mother pointed. “Look! There! London Bridge is falling down,” she sang.
Howie followed his mother’s finger. A low bridge spanned the lake, stone arches stretching across the water as speedboats and Jet-skis sped across the water beneath. “Why is it here?”
“A crazy man paid to have it moved, brick by brick,” said his father. “It cost a fortune, I bet.”
The boy stared at it, the stones pale in the bright sunlight.
“I thought you meant we were going to London,” he said, going back to his dolls.
“That’s what I wanted,” said his mother.